I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos