I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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