Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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