I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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