It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize
