We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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