I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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