im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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