Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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