What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
How naked do you want me to be?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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