I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.