not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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