Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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