Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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