I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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