yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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