do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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