no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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