Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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