Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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