Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
