if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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