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Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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