white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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