Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"

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(716): View more from New York

I'm eating all of the evidence.

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(618): View more from Illinois

how was the sex?

(1-618): View more from Illinois

he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.

(618): View more from Illinois

well, there's that.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.

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(305): View more from Florida

and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.

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