who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
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We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday