call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..