Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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