Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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