Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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