Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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