It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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