i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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