So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
