What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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