David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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