You work out of a Hotel?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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