i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize