ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just blew my weed a kiss
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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