he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
tell me about the fingering
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