I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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