is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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