guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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