i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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