Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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