My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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