he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My breasts were aching with rage.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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