I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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