did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just puked most of my soul out..
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