new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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