I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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