so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
