She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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