Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I am mentally ready for anal.
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