drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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