found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
