you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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