how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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