so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
They have beer where we have blood.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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